Kanslös came to us at the legendary first concert of Holstoot in the Rockz. Which truly is the worst band ever... Psycho Kitten, Althotas and Shalenie were there and decided that we could make at least a little less worse music than that. And, we'd have the previlege to go topless if everyone would walk out on us. So we decided to get a band together: the Worst Bitchband ever known to men. Shalenie turned out to be too busy, so we kicked her out of the non-existing band! Hell yeah!

At Graspop 2007 Bloody Lies and Althotas created an alternative world, in which people are devided on account of sexuality and coolness: Cuntland was born: a land of sexy cool chicks, together with Dickland (for all the cool sexy men). Graspop is the perfect inspiration for the third and forth land: Wankerland and Frigidland.

But with Psycho-Kitten as the bassplayer, Bloody Lies as the guitarist and Althotas as the singer, in a few moments of soberness that summer.. we felt as though something was missing.

Psycho Kitten!

At Lord Pandabear's birthday at the Fiddler's in the heat of a summer night with beer richly flowing, Cuntland gained a new inhabitant: Valkyrian. The best drummer in the cuntry! At that point the only one..

On the way back from Wacken 2007, Psycho-Kitten and Althotas got stuck at Düsseldorf for 5 hours in the middle of the night, during the 24 hour trip home. Delerium kicked in and we got creative. Hence the ideas for the first songs were born. The first song, without words, we sang that night: Kattegejank.

On a very drunk night at Hell's kitchen's table with Lucifer baking space brownies... Althotas wrote the first song from the ideas we had: Cunts of Avalon; the Cuntland Warsong. That special night, Lucifer appointed the Queen of Cuntland: Althotas. With all the success we had in Cuntland and the leadsinger being the Queen and all we Kanslös Cunts became the rulers of Cuntland.

The Queen of Cuntland!

Soon other songs were made, telling stories about our beloved homeland: The Great Cunt (our Goddess), 't Cuntland's Volkslied and Manslave. Then, songs about other subjects started to cum up, like The Swamp of Sadness, You don't know what Death is!, Rock your World and Countess Bathory. Mostly they're about death, destruction, booze and porn. Things we like best in Cuntland.

Lately we've been having try-outs with Lonely Wolfy as second vocals and busy with perfecting the songs for our first album! Which of course will be the best worst music ever!

Our music sounds like wild sluts in heat and battle, which is the truth of our nature. Our music is bound to make Chicks move their hips and Dicks get hard.