Maybe you don't know about the Saga of the Cunts of Avalon, So I will explain it here..this is how it REALLY went:

Once the Cunts were very happy in their beloved homeland Cuntland.. Lot's of different tribes, but that didn't bother anyone, you had the tribes of Lösstadt, the Cunts of Friemölstadt and of coure the immigrant Cunts from Ireland and Scotland...and the Cunts of New-Cuntland, with whom we weren't very close.. This tragic situation and the war that had to take place, actually brought the tribes and New and Old Cuntland together..

Dickland, with all the pretty men and the Lovers is on an Isle very close, connected to us by the Cunt-Dickbridge.. So whenever we felt like it, we could just cross over for a lovely night, as well as they'd come over unexpectedly, but joyfully..but then..these whores presenting themselves as priestesses, immigrants from Frigidland, came to live on the Isle of Dick, hoping for some joy in their unfortunate, frigid lives..and called it Avalon. They thought they'd bewitch the Dicks and make them love them..( The Isle of Dick, if you really don't have a clue of topography, is halfway the Cunt-Dickbridge...)

The Dicklanders, scared by their awfull looks, thought all Cunts had become frigid hags or witches, and never came to Cuntland again. The magic of course didn't work, there's nothing like a real Cunt..they smelled the deception..they smelled something fishy was going on, if you will.. Some Cunts of course tried to cross the bridge for a hot night..and when they found out about the Frigid witches, have beaten several up. The Hags in return, drew up a wall of Fog the next day, to prevent the Cunts from coming over there and beat the shit out of more Avalon hags..

The Queen of Cunts, the ÜberMistress, saw her people hungry for some love, getting depressed by the lack of it (some Cunts even killed themselves because they lacked physical love, may their souls rest in Sperm) and decided it was time to take action. She needed an entire Cuntarmy to beat the witches of Avalon to death and, like the French did before with La Marseillaise, invented the war song: Cunts of Avalon. She let her most loyal subcunts march through the cunt-ry while singing it..to gather as much evil Cunts for war as possible...hence the song of Kanslös...

Thank the Great Cunt, most Cunts are always in for some ass-kicking and all the Cunts, of the New and the Old Cuntworld united and slaughtered the Cunts of Avalon. The mists pulled up after their defeat and all the Cunts had a most satisfying reunion with the Lovers of Dickland...

The Queen afterwards, strolling through her land,
satisfied with the results of war.