Old Business
Old news about the bar, (like the news from the home page) is called Old Business and is archived here for anyone who wants to read some more bullshit.
The numbers correcpond with the years. We are now in the Year of the Cunt XV, which has been couinted since the 5th of November 1994. If there's more than one page of nonsense a year, we add a part 2. Like we did last year.